I love when the press has a sense of humor

From the Associated Press:

"Due to the influx of her accompanying paparazzi pals, Spears was asked to leave the hotel's premises shortly after her arrival at 9:30 p.m.. On the way out, a cameraman kicked a hotel security guard, who in turn called police to the scene. By the time LAPD arrived and took a battery report from the guard, all paparazzi, following the trail of their meal ticket, had fled the scene. Cops now have the unenviable task of being on the lookout for a male with a camera."